There's one at college I can use if I need to. I've still got most of the free credit anyway. Plus, what do I need to photocopy in the first place? A chocolate bar?
They should make a photocopier that can recreate chocolate bars. It would be amazingly brilliant. Mmmmm, chocolate...
A billion pounds, forever. An infinite number of days.
I'm no leader, or even a follower. Business means you have to always project a wonderful image of yourself and your company. Plus, tomorrow is Sunday and I hate to commit to anything on a weekend.
Nah. I have enough time to look at your advert.
Actually, no. You might know my partner.
You want my partner's name, do you? It's Maths. I am dedicated more to Maths than any human being.
Not really. I don't have to bother about that.
There we go, the interview that the ads have given. Very lovely.
I loved that post. Advertisers could pack up and go home if we were all like you Minim.
ReplyDeleteOne of my great delights is answering the surveys I get from The Guardian panel of survey responders is to be as obstructive as possible when the survey is about adverts.
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