Okay. I am sorry for leaving you all alone last week. I was taking a sickie. But I'm back now and I actually want to get on to more things, so let's get started.
Little voice: On what?
Me: I don't know! I don't usually write on a Monday any more, I'm usually posting on a Tuesday or a Friday.
Little Voice: Then why not write something tomorrow?
Me: But I need to make up for last week! I didn't even post then.
Little Voice: Then publish a picture.
Me: I don't know which I've published and which I haven't. Anyway, the audience deserve better from me than a rotten picture.
Little Voice: A picture is worth 1000 words.
Me: If I ever draw it right...
Little Voice: Well, write about something, then!
Me: Okay...
*stares at the wall for long time*
Little Voice: What's going through your head, write about that.
Me: Hmmm, Tartiflette.....
Little Voice: *sigh* this is going to take a long time... why not just tell them you're dead?
Me: No. Then I couldn't write anything on here ever again and anyway it would be a lie. Like the cake. Oh, forget it, I'm going off to do other internet things.
Little Voice: Bye!
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