Cardboard Jane's REAL Problem

Anyone seen this advert?

I think it's a bit weird.

After all, this would be her real problem:

This advert crosses all 7 levels of awful.

Wouldn't it be great if this happened:

And finally, on our favorite topic... This advert.

It's not that it's a bad advert (although it is), but it's a recent advert for something that blew up ages ago. If you were to claim that stupid money back, you'd have done it ages ago.

If people haven't bothered yet, they're not going to bother at all.

It's like this as the news:

Completely redundant.

Tell me what you want. After all: anything for you, cup-

*gets hit by train*

Writing A Post

When somebody in a TV show or something uploads something on the interweb, it easily turns into instant success.

Yeah, like that will ever happen.

But then:

Oh, if only it did.

Someone Else

That's her name.

It is her name.

Guys...

I hope searching 'minim banana' or 'minims cakes' can get you what you want...

...but I'm not sure you'll find it here.

Here is just a load of random posts, some about some teenager who is not likely to be your long-lost [insert relative here], and who chirps the most random stuff when she wants.

If this is not your stop, learn the route and see if you like it at another time, unless you don't actually want to go any further.

I thank you for your co-operation in this matter.