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Saturday, 6 April 2013

Advert Interview

Seeing as adverts ask a lot of questions, let's answer them! Yaaaay!


 A lot. Why? Is it something a teenager needs to know particularly?


There's one at college I can use if I need to. I've still got most of the free credit anyway. Plus, what do I need to photocopy in the first place? A chocolate bar?

They should make a photocopier that can recreate chocolate bars. It would be amazingly brilliant. Mmmmm, chocolate...


A billion pounds, forever. An infinite number of days.


I'm no leader, or even a follower. Business means you have to always project a wonderful image of yourself and your company. Plus, tomorrow is Sunday and I hate to commit to anything on a weekend.


Nah. I have enough time to look at your advert.


Actually, no. You might know my partner.

You want my partner's name, do you? It's Maths. I am dedicated more to Maths than any human being.


Not really. I don't have to bother about that.

There we go, the interview that the ads have given. Very lovely.