My Poor Dinosaur...

Of all the places to land on a cactus.

Or crash into a bird.

(Do you only crash into birds at night?)

This is from Google Chrome's offline game, where your dinosaur will be shocked because it's suddenly levitating:

Press up or space to begin the jumpfest, and eat some cactus while you're at it:

You can press down to duck too (this isn't necessary) and eat more cactus.

This isn't necessary either.

Dear World

Dear World,

You are wrong about everything.

Bloody amatonormativity.

Yours,

Enby blowing off steam.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!

Finally!

Now, back to advert talk. Ever wonder if ads are trying to determine your future?

Like, seriously?

Ever wonder if they're speaking to someone completely different?

Or just someone with different responsibilities?

...I don't think I know who I am any more.